POSTED to EE&T ALUMNI 03 OCT 2025

Sections: --- Long Weekend (short) Jokes --- Elsoc AGM ---

== INTRODUCTION ==

Something to help your memory as the body adjusts over the week to the new Daylight Saving time.

For our Northern Hempshere graduate friends, our clocks go forward one hour on Sunday 2 AM.

== LONG WEEKEND (short) JOKES ==

They could be easy to share with some people in the queue at the sizzling BBQ.

(a) - - - Fun fact - - -

Koi fish always travel in groups of 4.

If attacked, Koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving the D Koi. . .

(b) - - - Wifi password - - -

"Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Oay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3

Me: There you go. So, what's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase."

(c) - - - Benny Hill's double Entendre - - -

"Met Jim Davidson, a fine commedian and a gentleman. Had drinks with all three of them."

(d) - - - Glass of Water - - -

Dear Optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the Opportunist.

(e) - - - Son's Age - - -

Mom: Son, when the bus driver asks you how old you are, tell him that you're 6, not 7. We'll save ten cents.

Driver: How old are you, son?

Child: I'm six, Sir.

Driver: And when will you be 7?

Child: When I get off this bus

== ELSOC AGM ==

If you haven't seen it on their FB page, it's on this Thursday at Patricia O'Shane in G02. I'll be there to meet the incoming new executive and farewell the out-going people.

Come along if you're interested to see how Elsoc has evolved from your time on campus.

If I say Central Lecture Block, would that spark any memory cells? If not, click one of the following links to jump start them:

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Bldg: https://studentvip.com.au/unsw/kensington/maps/132905

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Room G02: https://www.learningenvironments.unsw.edu.au/physical-spaces/k-e19/k-e19-g02

// Posted to EEnT Alumni (LI), Elsoc-Alumni (FB) and own LI space

// 03 OCT 2025

// Ctee: @Kaveh, @Luke, @Edmund, @Shakthi, @Vijay

// Prv Ctee: @GaganSK, @SomanshA, @SimonB, @MatthewR

// Heads: Dean @JulienE; EEnT Prof. @JinhongY; School Mgr @ElizabethGT

Post - EEAlm 251003.docx

Robert Smith

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